Rear Window

I’ve noticed that when I meditate, my vision seems to improve.

Everything gets extraordinarily clear and sharp, and just beautiful, as if it has a mystical glow around it.

I’m not sure quite why this is, but I really like it.

It’s like beer goggles, but without the bad judgment.

Try it for yourself!

Uh-oh, I feel a Sneezepoem coming on:

Rear Window

“Hindsight’s 20/20 -
can’t you see how fast life passes?”

“True,” the doctor said,
“But please stop sitting on your glasses.”

-J.L.F.

Ode to My New Friend Cricket

Cricket 1

If nary a canary
Has lit careless on your wrist
You ought to be aware
It is an aviary bliss

To tempt a wary fairy
Is a fairly hairy feat
But you’ll feel very airy

When she answers, “lettuce eat!”

- J.F.

Cricket 2

Hot Dog!

Radiator Dog
Robot centipede dachshund

Always drinking from my floor
Are you proof that I don’t get out
Of the house much anymore?

Please explain it, space-age puppy
I implore you, throw me a bone
Cuz I should have been writing a real post
But all I have is this doggone poem.

-J.L.F.